8:58a – Beau stepped onto the front porch of his “Weathering Heights” mansion sporting a blue and orange sweater and waving a Seahawks banner. Beau takes a neutral position on the Super Bowl, probably because both team mascots are animals.
7:55a – Beau slept in late, probably due to the lack of sunlight filtering through the dense fog….
BREAKING: General Beauregard Lee awoke to 50 degrees and a dense fog advisory and did not see his shadow, foretelling an early spring for the Sunny South…..
Official temp: 50 degrees (updated 8:52a). Official time 7:33a